The Marvelous Macrocosm of Marcus

Do you know what I love about Tumblr? I love the fact that I can log on to this wonderful website and not get completed raped by ads. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking. “Marcus rape is a serious term and shouldn’t be used to describe anything but forced sexual intercourse”. I understand where you’re coming from, but doesn’t it feel like you’re on the cusp of rape when you log on to Facebook, Youtube, or Twitter and you’re constantly getting advertisements crammed down your fucking throat? It’s like a giant corporate monster seeing how many advertisements it can force upon you before its web-traffic begins to decline, and considering how most of us are addicted to these social websites like hood-rats are too crack, they’re going to be able to keep filling our screens with their bullshit ads of shit we’re never going to buy until it gets to the point where it’s nothing but a giant website solely there for the commercialization of corporate products.

THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR LIBERATING US FROM CORPORATE BONDAGE.